SAMPLE STATEMENTS
STATEMENTS FOR A FUN HAPPY EXPRESSIVE DOG
Can't we get a different flavor kibble? Can't we get some bottled water for my bowl, thankyou? Everybody has problems! Bacon is a very interesting flavor. Meatballs are very entertaining Hey I've got an idea, let's go out for chinese tonite Let's have a hawaiian luau as a change of pace What does it take to get us out of this rut? If you can't have fun in life, what's the point? Say, let's go dancing I want to learn how to play the flute I'm getting really tired of my play toys, can we get some more? I'm a happy go lucky guy When does the fun really begin around here? Are we having fun yet? Dont' be a stick in the mud I need a change of pace I need a change of scenery, I'm getting bored Hey let's go on a road trip Let's see if there's any cheap flights to hawaii Hey I've got an idea, let's call out for a pizza I always wanted to be in a band I always wanted to be a backup singer I have a lot of energy, that's just me I've been working too hard, I want to have some fun I've been putting in too many hours at work How about a latte? It's time to have some more fun What exactly is our travel budget anyway? When we go on vacation, do we fly first class? I think work is really over-rated It's a dog's life Let's go to the park Just throw it up into the air and see what happens Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks When I'm outside I like to smell the roses When it's my birthday, what do we get to do? Can you throw me a surprise party? We really need to have more fun around here, it's way to serious Seen any good movies lately? Read any good books lately? If you can't live it up, what's the point? Have you every noticed that nothing ever stays the same? Variety is the spice of life The only constant in life is that things will change Aah, this is living! I know a lot of other dogs that suffer, but not me. I love the bohemian lifestyle There's way too many things to see to get stuck on just one Aah, so much to do, so little time Every day is a whole new day, with brand new possibilities Can I stay up late tonite, there's a tv show I want to watch Let's go out for brunch It may not be 5 o'clock here, but it's happy hour somewhere in the world Let's get dressed up and go out somewhere I just had a brain fade, throw me a bone I forgot where this story was going Do you remember where I left my bone? Do you want to go ride bikes? Let's all get together and sing a song Do you want to play scrabble? Let's play hooky and go on an adventure It's so good to be alive! I'm just going to walk around a little Yes sir, I'm feeling pretty good One thing I do know is that my life is great I actually like being a dog! Anybody know a good joke? I'm a happy fun kinda guy I really excited to be here Hey, where's the party? I'm bored, let's do something different You're not the boss of me I'm not stupid you know. Oh-oh, it's time to play Always look on the bright side, that's what I say Hey here's an idea, what do you think? I think we're making good progress Let's try it a different way just for kicks Throw me bone here people Let's negotiate this and come up with a win-win Oh, spare me the details That's way too much information That's how we roll with the punches STATEMENTS FOR A DIRECT ALPHA DOG It's a dog-eat-dog world out there folks Time is of the essence Can you hurry up please and get this done? I'm the king of the world. What are we all waiting for, let's go. What part of I'm hungry don't you understand? You may think you're my master. Let's get 'er done It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys Lead follow or get out of the way I'm here to set the record straight, so listen up This is way too much information, could you just bottom line it for me? I'm living high in the corner office That other dog I met is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed I think panting makes you look stupid I'd like to get my collar monogrammed please A high meat low carb diet really works for me Hey you working hard or hardly working? Coffee is for closers Somebody needs to upgrade my sleeping accomodations Will somebody bump me up to first class? I need to see your financials I don't wait in line, lines wait for me Be on time and quit whining, that's what I say No whining, this is a no whining zone I need a pedicure asap We'll go out to play but only on my terms I'm not a spear carrier in someone else's opera I'm not a bug on the windshield of life I need to get more exercise Well, duh that's a no brainer If you just listen to me, everything is going to be ok Follow my lead everybody I'm going in, no holds barred It's going to be champagne payday when I'm done with this One question I have, am I the alpha dog? What time is dinner? Will someone just listen? I've had it with all this chaos and confusion I'm changing my life in a better way |
STATEMENTS FOR A SENSITIVE CARING DOG
We really need to work as a team Why can't we all just get along? Let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya I'm picking up good vibes from everyone today I get a warm fuzzy feeling being here There's a lot of love in the room Let's pull together and work as a team I'm about the most loyal dog you will ever have I'm friendly and loyal, what more could you ask for? Let's be diplomatic Will someone just pet me, I need some TLC? Do you want to play fetch with me? Don't forget to breathe I've got a good feeling about all this It will all work out if we just think postive I'm here to serve, just let know I'm gonna get a snack, want anything? Think positive and grow your love What goes around comes around I'm working on good karma We're all in this together My feeling is that is all going to work out We all need to slow down and take a deep breath Patience is a virtue A loving feeling goes a long way How can I help, I just want to help It's time for everyone to work together Let's have an ice cream social I love to be petted I have warm fuzzy feelings for everyone Once I get to know you, I'll stick by you Share and share alike I'm a patient dog, but let's eat Please and thank you are the magic words Kindness towards others goes a long way It's not how much money you have, it's the quality of your relationships Good relationships with others is priceless Let's contribute a bone to your favorite charity Let's all take a deep relaxing breath Breathe, breathe, don't forget to breathe I would never do anything to hurt my family Good teamwork is the key to getting anything done Aah, that's so sweet Aah, you're such a nice person I have a good feeling about what's going on now Is it nap time yet? I'm ready for a big hug How about a wholesome snack? What really matters are the people you love I can give you all the loving you want The universe is testing me There's so much love, I can barely stand it I wanna to be a good dog There's no such thing as problems, only opportunities If life gives you lemons, make lemonade I feel like I'm chasing my tail When do I get some food? I'm feeling really good about myself I feel like I've got a good attitude Sometimes people don't listen to me STATEMENTS FOR A THINKING NERDY DOG Plan your work and work your plan A place for everything and everything in it's place If you just let me know what the plan is, I think I'll be a lot happier There's a military term, prior planning prevents poor performance If you stay organized, that's half way toward the solution Snafus are happening because people aren't sticking to the plan I think we're heading for the snafu Just give the proper information, and I can make the decision I need the full information set to make a proper assessment Based on the evidence, there's not really much I can say I don't have enough data, just give me the data Garbage in, garbage out I was trying to dual boot to my PC and it got stuck at the c prompt I'm working on a new calendar app for the android and iphone Dont' be a slacker, stay focused If you just list out the problem in detail, I think I can come up with an answer What are my options? Any kind of job requires the proper tools Chaos is the enemy of proper planning Nietsche the great philosopher once said, 'out of chaos comes order' They've discovered that the universe is expanding faster and faster The hubble telescope recently picked up a new quasar My favorite drink is plain tap water Stay true to the facts Life can be pretty rough Have you ever wondered what the composition of a bone is? What is a bone anyway? I need a goal, any ideas? I need some clarification on this point. I think we're honing in on the problem I think I've got it under control finally It's only a problem if you let it be a problem The data does not support that hypothesis That makes my hair stand on end The great philosopher Lai Chi said, 'you are what you are' Wherever you go, there you are It's not just a matter of parsing the data, you got to come to some conclusion Just slow down and tell me what the facts are Could you submit that in a detailed report to me? The evidence is inconclusive Two steps forward, one step backward, that's the way it seems to go Correlation does not mean causation Don't change horses in the middle of the stream People need to chill out and consider what they're doing Have you really really thought about this? Have you really really thought this thing through? Remember we talked about this? I really spelled it out for you, you're not listening What does the data tell us? I think we need some structure here This really sounds half baked Don't go off half cocked I think that's mostly a legitimate argument I think it's time we talk about food I think it's about time we talk about my diet I think it's about time we talk about the implications of what you're feeding me I sure hope there's some method to this madness We need to research that out a little more I've had enough fun for one day I'm between a rock and hard place I'm trying to get a handle on what's really going on I think you're fudging the facts here Don't just jump into something without really knowing what the facts are Practice and persistence make for success Life may be simple but it's not easy If I were you I'd be very careful in making an off the cuff decision We need to take the proper precautions Safety first I think this is the best family Sometimes people look at me and wonder what I'm thinking I can't think of anything that bugs me right now |