STATEMENTS FOR A FUN HAPPY EXPRESSIVE DOG
Can't we get a different flavor kibble?
Can't we get some bottled water for my bowl, thankyou?
Everybody has problems!
Bacon is a very interesting flavor.
Meatballs are very entertaining
Hey I've got an idea, let's go out for chinese tonite
Let's have a hawaiian luau as a change of pace
What does it take to get us out of this rut?
If you can't have fun in life, what's the point?
Say, let's go dancing
I want to learn how to play the flute
I'm getting really tired of my play toys, can we get some more?
I'm a happy go lucky guy
When does the fun really begin around here?
Are we having fun yet?
Dont' be a stick in the mud
I need a change of pace
I need a change of scenery, I'm getting bored
Hey let's go on a road trip
Let's see if there's any cheap flights to hawaii
Hey I've got an idea, let's call out for a pizza
I always wanted to be in a band
I always wanted to be a backup singer
I have a lot of energy, that's just me
I've been working too hard, I want to have some fun
I've been putting in too many hours at work
How about a latte?
It's time to have some more fun
What exactly is our travel budget anyway?
When we go on vacation, do we fly first class?
I think work is really over-rated
It's a dog's life
Let's go to the park
Just throw it up into the air and see what happens
Throw it against the wall and see if it sticks
When I'm outside I like to smell the roses
When it's my birthday, what do we get to do?
Can you throw me a surprise party?
We really need to have more fun around here, it's way to serious
Seen any good movies lately?
Read any good books lately?
If you can't live it up, what's the point?
Have you every noticed that nothing ever stays the same?
Variety is the spice of life
The only constant in life is that things will change
Aah, this is living!
I know a lot of other dogs that suffer, but not me.
I love the bohemian lifestyle
There's way too many things to see to get stuck on just one
Aah, so much to do, so little time
Every day is a whole new day, with brand new possibilities
Can I stay up late tonite, there's a tv show I want to watch
Let's go out for brunch
It may not be 5 o'clock here, but it's happy hour somewhere in the world
Let's get dressed up and go out somewhere
I just had a brain fade, throw me a bone
I forgot where this story was going
Do you remember where I left my bone?
Do you want to go ride bikes?
Let's all get together and sing a song
Do you want to play scrabble?
Let's play hooky and go on an adventure
It's so good to be alive!
I'm just going to walk around a little
Yes sir, I'm feeling pretty good
One thing I do know is that my life is great
I actually like being a dog!
Anybody know a good joke?
I'm a happy fun kinda guy
I really excited to be here
Hey, where's the party?
I'm bored, let's do something different
You're not the boss of me
I'm not stupid you know.
Oh-oh, it's time to play
Always look on the bright side, that's what I say
Hey here's an idea, what do you think?
I think we're making good progress
Let's try it a different way just for kicks
Throw me bone here people
Let's negotiate this and come up with a win-win
Oh, spare me the details
That's way too much information
That's how we roll with the punches
STATEMENTS FOR A DIRECT ALPHA DOG
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there folks
Time is of the essence
Can you hurry up please and get this done?
I'm the king of the world.
What are we all waiting for, let's go.
What part of I'm hungry don't you understand?
You may think you're my master.
Let's get 'er done
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys
Lead follow or get out of the way
I'm here to set the record straight, so listen up
This is way too much information, could you just bottom line it for me?
I'm living high in the corner office
That other dog I met is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed
I think panting makes you look stupid
I'd like to get my collar monogrammed please
A high meat low carb diet really works for me
Hey you working hard or hardly working?
Coffee is for closers
Somebody needs to upgrade my sleeping accomodations
Will somebody bump me up to first class?
I need to see your financials
I don't wait in line, lines wait for me
Be on time and quit whining, that's what I say
No whining, this is a no whining zone
I need a pedicure asap
We'll go out to play but only on my terms
I'm not a spear carrier in someone else's opera
I'm not a bug on the windshield of life
I need to get more exercise
Well, duh that's a no brainer
If you just listen to me, everything is going to be ok
Follow my lead everybody
I'm going in, no holds barred
It's going to be champagne payday when I'm done with this
One question I have, am I the alpha dog?
What time is dinner?
Will someone just listen?
I've had it with all this chaos and confusion
I'm changing my life in a better way
STATEMENTS FOR A SENSITIVE CARING DOG
We really need to work as a team
Why can't we all just get along?
Let's all hold hands and sing kumbaya
I'm picking up good vibes from everyone today
I get a warm fuzzy feeling being here
There's a lot of love in the room
Let's pull together and work as a team
I'm about the most loyal dog you will ever have
I'm friendly and loyal, what more could you ask for?
Let's be diplomatic
Will someone just pet me, I need some TLC?
Do you want to play fetch with me?
Don't forget to breathe
I've got a good feeling about all this
It will all work out if we just think postive
I'm here to serve, just let know
I'm gonna get a snack, want anything?
Think positive and grow your love
What goes around comes around
I'm working on good karma
We're all in this together
My feeling is that is all going to work out
We all need to slow down and take a deep breath
Patience is a virtue
A loving feeling goes a long way
How can I help, I just want to help
It's time for everyone to work together
Let's have an ice cream social
I love to be petted
I have warm fuzzy feelings for everyone
Once I get to know you, I'll stick by you
Share and share alike
I'm a patient dog, but let's eat
Please and thank you are the magic words
Kindness towards others goes a long way
It's not how much money you have, it's the quality of your relationships
Good relationships with others is priceless
Let's contribute a bone to your favorite charity
Let's all take a deep relaxing breath
Breathe, breathe, don't forget to breathe
I would never do anything to hurt my family
Good teamwork is the key to getting anything done
Aah, that's so sweet
Aah, you're such a nice person
I have a good feeling about what's going on now
Is it nap time yet?
I'm ready for a big hug
How about a wholesome snack?
What really matters are the people you love
I can give you all the loving you want
The universe is testing me
There's so much love, I can barely stand it
I wanna to be a good dog
There's no such thing as problems, only opportunities
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
I feel like I'm chasing my tail
When do I get some food?
I'm feeling really good about myself
I feel like I've got a good attitude
Sometimes people don't listen to me
STATEMENTS FOR A THINKING NERDY DOG
Plan your work and work your plan
A place for everything and everything in it's place
If you just let me know what the plan is, I think I'll be a lot happier
There's a military term, prior planning prevents poor performance
If you stay organized, that's half way toward the solution
Snafus are happening because people aren't sticking to the plan
I think we're heading for the snafu
Just give the proper information, and I can make the decision
I need the full information set to make a proper assessment
Based on the evidence, there's not really much I can say
I don't have enough data, just give me the data
Garbage in, garbage out
I was trying to dual boot to my PC and it got stuck at the c prompt
I'm working on a new calendar app for the android and iphone
Dont' be a slacker, stay focused
If you just list out the problem in detail, I think I can come up with an answer
What are my options?
Any kind of job requires the proper tools
Chaos is the enemy of proper planning
Nietsche the great philosopher once said, 'out of chaos comes order'
They've discovered that the universe is expanding faster and faster
The hubble telescope recently picked up a new quasar
My favorite drink is plain tap water
Stay true to the facts
Life can be pretty rough
Have you ever wondered what the composition of a bone is?
What is a bone anyway?
I need a goal, any ideas?
I need some clarification on this point.
I think we're honing in on the problem
I think I've got it under control finally
It's only a problem if you let it be a problem
The data does not support that hypothesis
That makes my hair stand on end
The great philosopher Lai Chi said, 'you are what you are'
Wherever you go, there you are
It's not just a matter of parsing the data, you got to come to some conclusion
Just slow down and tell me what the facts are
Could you submit that in a detailed report to me?
The evidence is inconclusive
Two steps forward, one step backward, that's the way it seems to go
Correlation does not mean causation
Don't change horses in the middle of the stream
People need to chill out and consider what they're doing
Have you really really thought about this?
Have you really really thought this thing through?
Remember we talked about this?
I really spelled it out for you, you're not listening
What does the data tell us?
I think we need some structure here
This really sounds half baked
Don't go off half cocked
I think that's mostly a legitimate argument
I think it's time we talk about food
I think it's about time we talk about my diet
I think it's about time we talk about the implications of what you're feeding me
I sure hope there's some method to this madness
We need to research that out a little more
I've had enough fun for one day
I'm between a rock and hard place
I'm trying to get a handle on what's really going on
I think you're fudging the facts here
Don't just jump into something without really knowing what the facts are
Practice and persistence make for success
Life may be simple but it's not easy
If I were you I'd be very careful in making an off the cuff decision
We need to take the proper precautions
I think this is the best family
Sometimes people look at me and wonder what I'm thinking
I can't think of anything that bugs me right now